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| | Wine VS Water |
| created @ 11/30/2007 12:12 pm |
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> Wine vs. Water
>
> Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
> freedom,
> in water there is bacteria".
>
> In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
> have demonstrated
> that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end
> of the year we
> would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
> coli,
> (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words,
> we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>
> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
> (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
> alcohol has to go through a purification process
> of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>
> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
>
> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
> than to drink water and be full of shit.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable
> information:
> I'm doing it as a public service.
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