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I wrote this a while back while bored at work one day. I think it's pretty funny, and fairly decent considering the subject matter.
Oh, what a wonderful way to waste an hour
Counting how many penises a woman can devour
You can watch it alone or with a good friend
To see how loud people moan while taking it in the end
Staring at people move and sway while at the height of their passion
And seeing what high heels are the latest triple "x" fashion
Picking your favorite star and following their career
With lotion in one hand, and in the other a beer
Locking the doors, and checking them twice
Mastrabating in peace is always nice
Timing your orgasms to match with them
So you can imagine blowing your load in that hot sexy femme
As you sit back exhausted, and wipe away the fruit of your labor
You realize that you were being watched all along by your nextdoor neighbor
