40 Year Old
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Joined on April 13, 2014
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on January 25th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
40 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on April 13, 2014
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on January 25th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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40 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on April 13, 2014
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on January 25th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
Chris,Thank you for stopping by and for leaving me nice comments, drinks and gifts everyday. Please know that I appreciate your kind gestures towards me and I care about you as my friend. I hope that we will continue to nurture our friendship until time will give up on us. Please stay as sweet as you are and remember to make other people happy by smiling to someone you meet and give a free hugs to everyone who needs one. These will make a difference to someone life. You have a beautiful week ahead... Love you my friend, Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)"My mother gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, she believed in me." ~ Juliet
`A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:1."Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."2."Find Amelia Earhart yet?"3."Can you hear me NOW?"4."Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"5."You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."6."Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"7."You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."8."Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"9."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"10."Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."11."Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"LOL.....LOL...LOL...YOU HAVE AN ENJOYABLE WEEKEND MY FRIEND.GOOD NIGHT AND SWEET DREAMS!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight."This is exciting," thinks the gentleman."Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person." Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him. Shortly after take-off, the Pope begins a crossword puzzle. Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says,"Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt?'" Only one word leaps to mind."My goodness," thinks the gentleman,"I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word." The gentleman thinks for quite a while, and then it hits him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says,"I think the word you're looking for is 'aunt.'""Of course," says the Pope."Do you have an eraser?" ~ LOL.....LOL.....LOLYOU HAVE A LOVELY EVENING.GOOD NIGHT!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife"mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this."Mother of six," he would say,"what's for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out,"Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back,"I'll be right with you, father of four!" ~ LOLGood night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around."What the hell do you think you're doing?""I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line.""Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"...LOL....LOL...LOLTHANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. IT'S HUMP DAY!HAVE FUN AND ENJOY HUMPING AROUND TONIGHT... xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
Good evening, Fun
