`A boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between potential and realistic?" The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he'd tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds,"A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!" He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies,"Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he's the hottest guy ever!" Next, the boy asks his brother who replies,"A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I'd be rich!" When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family's responses, the dad says,"Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer ~ LOLStormy weather seems to not want to go away on us. It's raining everyday **sigh**. Thank you for stopping by. I hope your evening is peaceful. Enjoy humping around...xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`'A guy's talking to a girl in a bar.He asks her,"What's your name?"She says,"Carmen."He says,"That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?"She says,"No, I named myself."He says,"Why Carmen?"She says,"Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?"He says,"Beerfuck." ....LOL....LOLENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)IN THE WILDERNESS......

You may have someone in your mind and someone in your heart. You may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life. But I am someone, when you have no one ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)BLESS YOUR HEART AND MAY THE PEACE BE WITH YOU ALWAYS.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY EVERYDAY AND FOR BEING A FRIEND TO ME.

~A child asked his father,"How were people born?" So his father said,"Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said,"You lied to me!" His father replied,"No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." ~ LOL TGIF! Please don't forget to treat your mom or take the kids to go get something for"Mommy's special day" this Sunday. You have a marvelous weekend!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)