A Hug Certificate for You!If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for youAnd share with you its beautyOn the days you're feeling blue.If I could build a mountainYou could call your very own;A place to find serenity,A place to be alone.If I could take your troublesI would toss them in the sea,But all these things I'm findingAre impossible for me.I cannot build a mountainOr catch a rainbow fair,But let me be what I know best,A friend who's always there.This is a Hug Certificate!Send One to All Your Friends You Think Deserve AHug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person WhoSent It to You).You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really tic 'em off!If you don't receive this back .. Nobody likes you, and they wish you'dstop bugging them.If you receive this back 1 time ... Open up! Find more friends, enemies, orenemies pretending to be friends .If you receive this back 2 times ... You're off to a good start . Unlessyou sent it to yourself. that's cheating!*If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friendIf you receive this back 4 times ..... You are popularIf you receive this back 5 times or more. There are Angels watching overyouIf you get this back many more times than that, for cryin' out loud, getoff the computer and get a life
FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO...YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing.RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K buddies are!!!
