i am the fister of mothers and slapper of bitches, and i will rock you to death.my name's sara.i'm the chick chuckling to herself on the bus. the one no one wants to sit next to, with her studio headphones and soul-searching eyes.if you want to talk, i'm here. i've walked through the valley of the shadow, etc. if you've suffered unimaginable hardship over the course of your lifetime, you and i have things to talk about.also, if you like artichokes, music, GOOD music, literature, cinema, alcohol, GOOD alcohol, body modification, psychology, GWAR, Dave Foley, Mike Patton, sun-dresses, snow angels, streetlamps, Leah Fluke, comic books, spider jerusalem, cats, dogs, turtles, cheez-its, eazy cheez, cheese by-product, or baked clams.. we also have something to talk about.don't send me graphic messages unless i send one first, please. graphic picture comments are fine, i call my mom over and we giggle at them.my jokes sometimes offend. before you go all crackhead on my ass, send me a message telling me what the deal is, and i'll do what i can to make things better. i draw the line at my firstborn.unless it's like.. retarded or something.i don't do crack, meth or heroin, and i've never had absinthe (with wormwood). i'm 20, i work at a hotel, and no, stop asking, i don't want to cyber.i may add to this, i may not. keep yer chins up.also, in case any of you questioned my shitty work ethic or instability.. (my personal favorite? "female cliche") Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||| 50% Stability |||||| 30% Orderliness |||||||||| 33% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||||||| 36% Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56% Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70% Religious |||||||||||| 50% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76% Materialism |||||||||||| 43% Narcissism |||||||||| 36% Adventurousness |||||||||| 36% Work ethic |||||| 30% Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56% Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50% Need to dominate |||||||||| 36% Romantic |||||||||||| 50% Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56% Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50% Wealth |||||| 30% Dependency |||||||||||| 50% Change averse |||||||||||| 50% Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43% Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70% Physical security |||||||||||||| 56% Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57% Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56% Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76% Vanity |||||||||||| 43% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70% Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.com