Over 16,550,427 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
fan-icon bling-icon send-drink-icon poke-icon pm-icon
Serpentine Siren
Buzz:
dry
Fame:
Points: 81,921,071

Stats for Jun 7

view all
Rates Views Tooltips
0 0 1 1

Fathers Day Stats: Given

TERRY Dad Jokes Beer Glasses
1 0 0 0 1
39
174
Completed Points

2022 Turkey Leg...
36 Year Old · Female · Joined on March 31, 2015 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on April 5th · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
9
see all »
36 Year Old · Female · Joined on March 31, 2015 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on April 5th · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
9
36 Year Old · Female · Joined on March 31, 2015 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on April 5th · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!

Latest Status

Activity Feed
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    My gal wrote an email to me saying she was concerned that we have communications issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we're not as connected as she'd like. I tweeted her that I love her more than anything. She texted me that she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.

    8 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said,"That's how I want you to do it."

    8 years ago · Reply
  • That1Marine ⇒ Serpentine Siren

    8 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away ... New JOD Posted!

    8 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    If you're in love with 2 people, pick the second one, If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd.

    8 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Half the battle is choosing which battle to fight ...

    8 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Don't get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because we were always told to give our toys to the less fortunate.

    8 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Photobucket

    8 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

    8 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    YHWH or Yahweh (most call him God), if I can't have what I want, let me want what I have.

    9 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Thank You All so very much- shows that Fu-networking of friends still exists - was not possible without all of you that helped and supported me out of sheer kindness!

    9 years ago · Reply
  • R Power Fan Me ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Wait! Think about me for just three seconds!..1..2..3..You just experienced the best 3 seconds of your life! You are so welcome! No thanks needed!

    9 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.

    9 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren


    Going for 40K likes Monday Please post my Banner on your page ... I will reset likes every 20 min all day please like and relike - will need everyones help:):):)





    Thank you all for your support/help - Stan ...

    9 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross ur mind?Husband : That u r a lesbian... New JOD Posted!

    9 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Nerd Wedding: Instead of Bride and Groom saying"I do," they say,"I accept the Terms and Conditions."

    9 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y ? New JOD Posted!

    9 years ago · Reply
  • SexRipper ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic

    9 years ago · Reply
  • active
    LFH C V S... ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    Born to express not to impress. New JOD Posted!

    9 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Serpentine Siren
    good evening

    9 years ago · Reply
This member is viewable by:everyone
meet usterms of serviceprivacyfeedbackupdates
Copyright © 2024 Social Concepts, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Patent Pending.
user.php' rendered in 0.287 seconds on machine '194'.