Happy Thursday!! Women don't always need advice.Sometimes all they really need is a hand to hold,an ear to listen, a heart to understand them and Cortizone 10 for feminine itch....
Happy Tuesday! May the angel of happiness bless you with a day full of smiles and daydreams of me playing Michael Jackson songs on my ukulele.....in the nude
Happy Monday! Have a Great Day! If you start to feel sad, just remember that you're not a cow. You don't have 4 nipples and start each day getting them yanked on..unless of course you are into having your nipples yanked on first thing in the morning..then its win win
Happy Friday! May your day be filled with smiles, and happiness while you daydream of a sumo wrestlers playing oil twister in your front yard or think of mashed potatoes, everybody loves them
