33 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on July 26, 2015
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 2nd
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
33 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on July 26, 2015
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 2nd
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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33 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on July 26, 2015
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 2nd
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
Happy Thursday!! Happy Thanksgiving! Be thankful for all that you have and I know you are thankful for me, so..you are welcome! The weather forecast for Bighorn Mountains, Wyoming a chilly 5 degrees and snow
Happy Wednesday! May the song of happiness fill your ears with musical joy while you daydream of me playing German love songs on my harpsichord while you shower. The weather forecast for Harpswell, Maine is 38 degrees and sunny
Happy Thursday! My ex-girlfriend would always ask me to text her when I got in. That's how small my penis is. The weather forecast for Dumfries, Virginia is 66 degrees and cloudy
Happy Monday! Always remember what happened to Cinderella when she got to the ball...she gagged. The weather forecast for Deep Cove, North Vancouver, BC, Canada is 50 degrees with sun and clouds
Happy Saturday! I've named my penis Danny Devito. Its small, fat and hasn't done anything exciting since the 90s. The weather forecast for Dannevirke, New Zealand is 72 degrees and partly cloudy
Happy Wednesday! May the angel of success bless you with a day full of financial windfalls, ripe bananas and daydreams of me playing naked hoola hoop in your living room. The weather forecast for Cayo Coco, Cuba is 86 degrees and rain
Happy Tuesday! Its Breast Cancer Awareness month. Feel your boobs. Don't forget the nipples. Without said nipples, the boobs would be flaps. The weather forecast for Titusville, PA is 68 degrees and sunny!!
Happy Monday!! I am off work today, so I'm going to get a duck costume and throw bread at people. The weather in Organ, New Mexico is 85 degrees and sunny.
Happy Sunday! May the nose of happiness sniff your love flower today that you've planted in the garden of passion. The weather forecast for Clitheroe, UK is 54 degrees and clouds
Happy Saturday! I pray you have a beautiful day! Take time to think of the poor watermelons that cannot get married, just because they cantaloup. The weather forecast for Pune, Maharashtra, India is 91 degrees and cloudy.
