55 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on September 3, 2007
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Born on February 13th
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I have a crush on someone!
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my name is sharon,i am 30 something years old. i am happily married to a wonderful man for 5 years.i fell in love with this man wheni was 9 yrs old.it took me 25 yrs to get him but i got him.and would beat any bitchs ass over him.i have 3 dogs a bassett hound,a pit and a dalmation.we dont have any children so my dogs are my children,they are so spolied.i stay at home and do the wiffy dity. i have 2 brothers and 2 sisters but only talk to one sister.my mom died 7 yrs ago and my dad died on fathers day of this year.i have partys at my house every friday and saturday nights. and last but not least a am a real BITCH!!!!!!
55 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on September 3, 2007
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Born on February 13th
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
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NuttinButtSexx
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?'The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.'Happy Halloween
(smiles): I survive - which I know, from experience, is better than the alternatives) [near death experiences are, well, awe inspiring]. Hadn't seen you around for a while, and as one of my fu-friends I figured to stop in and check on you. Glad things are well - please take care of yourself and may health be yours as well.
