45 Year Old
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Male
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From Florida·
Joined on August 18, 2015
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Born on January 20th
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Hello...I'm 36 yrs old, I live in my mothers old basement, yet it is good enough to have some internet service. I'm 5'2 and weigh in at about 305. My hair is falling out already, my bifocals keep getting thicker each year and the jokes keep coming. My love life consists of me, myself and I, with a woman, nah I cant remember the last time I even got a smile....I'm the blunt of all jokes and the victim of all pranks and will die a lonely, fat, bald man..so PLEASE hit me up for credits I dont have and bling for nothing cause I'M JUST DYING TO MAKE YOUR DAY!
NO!! Actually I'm 6'4 with long wavy hair, I have some guns on each side of me, they are attached and no I wont show them to you. I'm here on Earth for a little while with a score to settle. I am Thor! God of Thunder!!! lol
WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT THIS SITE....I CAN BE WHOEVER I WANT TO BE, WHENEVER I WANT TO BE! WHY?.........
45 Year Old
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Male
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From Florida·
Joined on August 18, 2015
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Born on January 20th
Interests
My interests include shitting on everyone's happy days, being the thorn under everyone's saddle and flicking as much hate out as possible until my miserable life comes to an end.
Latest Status
Ragnarok Here for mafia only...fu side just aint fun anymore.
