(If you are bored enough to read this, you get brownie points...Plus, it's pretty funny)

1. I created a theme song for turkey pot pies

2. I ghost hunt at night, but I'm terrified of the dark.

3. My winter snowboots have heels

4. In the back of my mind, I'm always thinking of secret ways to kill Jessica Simpson.

5. I've given myself stitches...twice.

6. I accidentally gave my sister ecstacy at Woodstock '99.

7. I can shoot skeet better than 14 soldiers (that I know of so far) from various branches in the military that have been to Iraq at least once.

8. I changed a tire for a guy once in 7" heels and a mini-skirt...in the snow.

9. I survived college on Ramen Noodle Soup, eggs, and hot dogs.

10. My first roommate was a preacher's son.

11. My second roommate was a Korean stripper.

12. I have a collection of shirts that I hand painted myself to publicize every local band I've ever followed.

13. I love gay bars.

14. If you leave me alone in the forest after dark I will assume the fetal position and shake uncontrollably.

15. I let a complete stranger stay at my house for 2 weeks, then bought him a bus ticket home to AZ.

16. My friends lit a haywagon on fire accidentally for my 17th birthday.

17. I once put my water-bra in the freezer overnight...It didn't freeze.

18. I have had over 20 concussions.

19. I have 4 tattoos and 2 piercings, but if you give me a shot, I will pass out.

20. I married a guy I met when I was 5 mos. pregnant, wearing a plaid mini-skirt, a playboy shirt, thighhighs, and knee-high combat boots...under a mini-van fixing the muffler...Now we're getting a divorce

21. I have pushed a grocery cart a mile across a city with my groceries in it in the middle of a snow-storm.

22. I want to sleep with Angelina Jolie.

23. As a T-Mobile Call Center Representative, a 62-year-old woman told me about her recent pap smear.

24. My goal in life is to be a Playboy Playmate.

25. I used to be nicknamed "The One Woman USO" due to my military boyfriends, etc.