LOL....Here ya go.....Your laugh for the day!!!A teacher asks her class,"If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Ralphy.He replies,"None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."The teacher replies,"The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."Then little RALPHY says,"I have a question for YOU.There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.Which one is married?"The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied,"Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."To which Little RALPHY replied,"The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father?"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said"6", replies RALPHY."But that's right!" says his dad."Yeah, but then she asked me"How much is 3x2?'""What's the fucking difference?" asks the father."That's what I said!"One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word"beautiful" in the same sentence twice.First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,"My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.""Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael."My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."She said,"Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY."Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"
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