da name amb. full time momma. married. bored & raised in wv. have to have my cell wit me at all times. random girlie. cell phone queen. text way to much. not a girlie girl. not high maintenced. not preppy. far from perfect. can be a bitch. can be dorky. adhd. bi-polor. can have an attitude. do not have to impress you. low tolerance for bullshit & lies. my son is my world. i do not know where i would be with out him. not short but fun-sized. sweet until u piss me off. not like most girls. hates drama. dont give a fuckin damn bout what ppl think of me. if you dont like me fuckin kiss my damn ass. luv my friends & family. i dont take shit from no one. girls are back stabbing evil bitches. i am: funny, blunt, curvy, bitchy, shy, spontaneous, fun, and adventurous, dorky, country girl, adverage girl, home body, goofy, loud, ditzy, unique, spunkie, blonde, annoying, crazy, dorky, bitchy, fiesty, attitude, unique, out-spoken, fun-loving, ticklish, sweetheart, bitch, addictive personality, spoiled, moody, MILFi*m american, irish, canadian, & german.im a sweetheart until you piss me the fuck offi was born & raised in west virginia. i love myrtle beach. i gotta have my cell with me at all times. im not a girlie girl. im not high maintenced. im not preppy. im just your adverage country girl. im not short. im fun sized. i can be a total bitch. i can be totally random.hates: classical, jazz, metal, gothic, dial up, spider webs, drinkin water, deep water, gettin water in my face, feet, facial hair, chest hair, my broken heart, worms, fish, dumbasses, slow drivers, the dark, teenagers, bitches, sluts, whores, hoes, tramps, thunder, lightening, dark rooms, halloween, bar sluts, bar whores, liars, bugs, cheaters, players, mice, rats, bats, snakes, spiders, backstabbers, sharks, drama, creepy crawlers, tornados, loud noises, hurricanes