most of this is just my ramblings..didnt really know what to put..my humor is pretty dry, sarcastic and sometimes over the top..you dont like it dont read it.

I'm the type of girl
who'll look ya dead in the eye..
Huge goofball and a girl known to try too hard.

i have a grill..its a joke..a really expensive joke.

my milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard.

i rap "Funky cold medina" at train stations for money.

I'm 100% irish that includes the crazy family and the alcohol

When God gives you AIDS (and God does give you AIDS, by the way) make lemonAIDS.

i don't care if you think I'm an asshole. I only care if you think I'm thin.


I swear I'm a guy stuck in a girls body.
i live and breathe Boston sports.

I'm alergic to chocolate, but i still eat it.

i throw my pennies on the ground..in hopes that i make somebody elses day better.

I am obsessed with jeans, sneakers, and iced coffee.

im 5'4'' barely, im short and my temper is even shorter.

i love skittles but i only eat the orange and red ones.

i think strippers should be role models for little girls, if only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

i love going to the beach no matter what time it is.

i love doing imitaions and making a fool of myself.

i sing in the shower

im a shopaholic..seriously, its a disease or something? If I'm shopping and something silly catches my eye and makes me think of you, chances are ... you'll be receiving it shortly thereafter.

i believe Brazillian is a number..not an ethnicity.cause dude it sounds like a number.

Buzzing is my least favorite sound everr.

I HaTe WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs.

Mustaches make me laugh.

I have self-diagnosed ADD.

i either like you or hate you. and i probably wont have a reason why.

my friends and family mean everything to me.

i may come off as a hardass but im pretty sensitive.

i bite my lip when im nervous.

I'm very competitive when it comes to board games..im out for blood.


i randomly sing commercial jingles..mostly to annoy people.

i want my own body guard..and my own posse..just because

i'd rather wear my pumas than high heels..cause hey FUCK FASHION!

i make a lot of facial expressions.

when all is said and done..i am who i am..and that should be good enough for everybody else..wanting to be someone else is just a waste of the person you are..
..thats me u dont like it..AWESOME..the best way to kno me is to ask me..