Hey sweety Hope the new year has been good 2 you..... I'm still waitin 4 us to go out and have a drink 2gether and mabe dinner, hey mabe this new year will bring me some luck.. lol hope 2 hear from you soon...
Send this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u Gonna Hold Me Down 4 Lyfe!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!........??????............??????....??????????....??????????..????????????????........????????????????????????........?????????????????????????....?????????????????????????? ..???????. ?????????????????????????....??????????????????????......???????????????????.........???????????????...........???????????............????????.............??????...............??"xoxoxoxo9,675,000,000 ppl n this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,Im lucky!FRIENDS 4 LIFEGet 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back - You aightGet 4 back - Your lovedGet 5 back - Your adoredGet 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity
Dude I am so sick!!! I am so glad we didn't go out drinking after dinner. Not sure I'll make it to work tomorrow. Think I'm breathing fire out of my nose. Love ya, T
A poem for girls...I shave my legs,I sit down to pee.And I can justify any shopping spree.Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.I can get a massage without getting a hard-on.I can balance the checkbook,I can pump my own gas.Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$.My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.I don't drive in circles, at any cost.And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.I never forget an important date.You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.I don't watch movies with lots of gore.Don't need instant replay to remember the score.I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch.And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a b*tch!Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better!Flowers are okay,But jewelry's best.Look at me you idiot...Not at my chest !!!I don't have a problem,With expressing my feelings.I know when you're lying,You look at the ceiling.DON'T call me SEXY,a BABE or a CHICK .I am a WOMAN.Get it? you D*CK!?!This is supposed to be a joke for the ladies, I dont wanna hear any guys bitching! :P