I'm one of those types that can come across as a know-it-all asshole if you don't know me and the way I operate. I am a 23 year old paintball player, seeking friends, Teammates, and possibly a little spark.

Females:

Face facts, even if something does happen between us, chances are I still love paintball more than you. Not trying to be a cold, misogynistic pig, but it's true. Women are always on about honesty, but they only want honesty when it's what they want to hear.

I will not lie to you, I will not suck up to you if I want something, I am a great cook, a good conversationalist, a passionate, well hung, exceptionally skilled lover, not too bad to look at from what I'm told (I still don't buy it...), and I like to listen.

All this aside, I'm not going to buy you expensive jewlery just so I can get my dick sucked.


Guys:
Friends welcomed, but if you can't keep up with my intellegence, then you'll probably end up on the ass-end of a lot of shrarp-witted jokes. It's all meant in fun... Usually.

Paintballers welcomed, but if you know me, then chances are, if you aren't an avid fan of the woods, you will be soon.