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51 Year Old
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Female
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From Dallas, GA·
Invited by: kiile·
Joined on January 16, 2008
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Born on May 30th
·2 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
51 Year Old
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Female
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From Dallas, GA·
Invited by: kiile·
Joined on January 16, 2008
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Born on May 30th
·2 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
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