39 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by: AngelBaby·
Joined on February 17, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 27th
·6 referrals joined!
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ask n il tell i not bite unless ya ask me2 lol, lil joke for u hope no1 finds offensive it goes: I unzipped his cage, freed from faille, Me frustrated Neanderthal male. Before a thumping, cunningly caressed To scare him stiff, in my grip stressed. My wild whipping made him weep, From his stomach something began to creep. But in my fast fervent I didn't think, As he looked up at me & gave a wink. Standing steady he prepared his shot To release his ill cargo, the whole lot. The result therefore of my bullying & pushin', Was a dirty discoloration upon a cushion, For that filthy, wicked little prick Had heaved his load & was sick Deed done then came a shrieked disgrace, Then turned to meet my mother face to face. Quick thinking, I choose to proclaim. "It wasn't me mum, my monkey Winston* is to blame"
*penis pet name as he is bald & has a squint.
39 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by: AngelBaby·
Joined on February 17, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 27th
·6 referrals joined!
Interests
cars,bikes avin fun ask n il tell
Music
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Video Games
lots n lots lol
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novagsi is havin a few beers n smokes n im not a drinker so excuse me be4 hand for anythin
Hi sweetieI hope you are having a wonderful day :)I am always looking for new friends I love friends!!!!!!I fanned and rated you the 10 you soooo deserve if you would like to return the favorthat would be wonderful!!!!!If you would like to be my friend please send me a friend requestand I will gladly accept!!!!!Please remember that my life is sometimes hectic and there willbe times when I don't have a chance to comment you :(But remember my friends are friends for life and you will alwaysbe in my heart :)If you ever need me please feel free to"shout"I will always be here if you need a friend!!!!!!!Love alwaysMarissa*kisses and hugs*Please stay safe :)
Hey, welcome to fubar! I rated you a 10, so feel free to come back to my page and do the same (its those little cherry shaped things under the profile picture.) I hope you have as much fun here as the rest of us do. And if you need any help, drop me a line, this place can seem a little crazy in the beginning….have a good one : ) Punky
heyy :).. just stoppin by to show some love by rating your homepage a 10..Id REALLY REALLY appreciate if you could take 2 seconds to rate my page a 10 too..If your not sure how just come to my page and the rate scale is right under my profile pic.If not its ok!..(feel free to add me too if you wanna)Take Care-Ash
TY for the Request SexyRated and Fannedcome chat with me @ Royal Higness *wink*click