"I will return, and I will return in millions" -Eva "Evita" Peron hi, my name is saskia marie-magdelenaand i know the parts of your body better than you do [according to max i snore when im drunk.] i'm analytical and overly critical, in the most unorthodox way. i am as irrational as they come. im sardonic and sarcastic, im positive yet negative, extroverted occasionally, but introverted 90% of the time. im a parodox most find far too complex to figure out. i like to think of myself as the sphinx of oedipus, with her riddles of ambiguity and enigma. most who try to figure me out get exhausted by the time they learn i usually dont mean what i say. i am an observer, and an extremely harsh critic. i have a bad habit of looking past the present and dwelling on the future. im far too giving but its a relentless trait, i will never live up to mother theresa but im far past the standards of modern society. allegorical writing is my passion. i could read plato and aristotle all day and dissect to a point of apshyxiation. this is also my method of arguing, in which i will own you. i have no interest in people with no substance. having a soul is much hotter than your hair. im extremely blunt, and extremely rectitudinous, however i am able to see everyones point of view. im extremely vague, yet i will get my point across quite comprehensively. i have a habitual problem of giving up on people far too quickly. my mind is a nascar race. i think far too much. i talk while i think. not before, not after. i get into trouble a lot, i usually dive headfirst into situations that no one could possibly fathom. i am a recluse, far too reclusive for your comfort. im strange. i differ from the norm with my penchant for contradiction, but usually in a way that addicts most i am a writer. i have been since i could spell the word 'cat'. i was published when i was 15 however, i cannot write in front of people. it makes me feel as if im naked in the spotlight of a sold out stadium. i have few friends, but many know my name i have a personality to rival your own. I AM SOCIALLY RETARDED . Who I'd like to meet:me in 10 years IF I EVER WITNESS YOU BEING CRUEL TO AN ANIMAL I WILL FUCK YOU UP.