I'm me one of a kind, and thats all that needs to be said =)





I WILL SURVIVE

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man
that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you
on .

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a
French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad
pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in
those pathetic jeans!
Go on now go, walk out the door
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then you turn up with
only 4!
Weren't you dumb to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size
don't count??!!

Chorus

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ... Hey! Hey!

Verse

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

But to hell with all your egos
and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless
multispeed!



Chorus
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will

always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ... Hey! Hey!