It all started when I was born at 10 1/2lbs. Yeah, i'm serious. As you can imagine, it's pretty much just all downhill from there. Let's see, I remember being really into cars from before the age I had my adenoids (look it up) removed. I had a big crush on a girl named Tara O'Kelly in 2nd and 3rd grade. I also remember having a pair of Kangaroos shoes (burgundy), getting poison ivy in "my special place" in 5th grade, gettin' stung up the shorts when I was 5, fighting a guy named Jesse in 10th grade, having a really bad mullet, & being in 2 bands in High School (singer). I don't like seeing hand injuries, I haven't puked since I was 3 or 4, and I have a somewhat grandiose fear of spiders. Plus, I have a healthy disdain for people who drive...at all...other than myself. The common-sensical idiocy of most people also irks me. I'm not bitter, though (buy that?). Despite all these negative things, I actually pay strong attention to the small things and am a very good listener.....so shut up and let me talk...heh heh.