Sometimes it's all I can do not to shake the life out of people and toss them out the window.
This may shock some of you, but if it doesn't...hello, my name is Angel.


okay okay...here is a little about me:

-Im open to talking to pretty much anyone, as long as you keep the drama to a minimum!
- my friends are the most important influence I have in my life, if you have issues with them, I dont wanna know about it
- I do not have peeps, and even if I did, I would never call them peeps
- don't tell me something just because you think its what I wanna hear
-if you cant make me laugh, we have no future!
-if you ask me out for a drink...expect to be out all night.


a few pointers for the boys:
- dont tell us we are cute, it only works until we are 12
- dont ask to see our boobs on a web cam, its tacky
-DON'T ASK FOR SEX THROUGH E-MAILS!!!...its even tackier then the boob thing
- conversation is hot...
- shallow people are a turn off
- dont read a personal and think you know someone
- dont talk sh*t about any of our girlfriends we will find out
- casual sex only works if you dont call six times the next day asking if i want to come to your parents bbq
- children are the most wonderful thing in the world...if you don't like them, I don't like you.
- don't get all fancy on us! find something that your good at...and stick to that!
- DON'T ASK FOR A THREESOME!! most of you can't keep one woman happpy...why do you wanna go and piss two of us off?
- If we ask if our asses look fat in these pants..it means we cant tell and need to know, dont say "of course not" just to get laid! if we are comfortable enough to ask you, you are most likely already getting laid!
- remember the little things ..favorites are big!!
- Don't grab our asses at the bar unless you plan on following through
- Fast and hard is not always the best way to go.
- Puppy eyes, a shot of Jack and a hell of a lot of foreplay will pretty much get you out of anything!
And always remember,
Love like you have never been hurt
Shake you're a$$
and dance naked like no one is watching!!