35 Year Old
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Female
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From Dallas, GA·
Joined on May 12, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 15th
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I'm single 19 year old female in gerogia. I'm 5'7" short brown blonde hair with blue eyes. I'm a thick female with a little pushin for the couchin.I'm a southern girl and a total redneck.
35 Year Old
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Female
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From Dallas, GA·
Joined on May 12, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 15th
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.Men are like....1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.2. Men are like.Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.4. Men are like ......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.6. Men are like ..Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
MySpace Comments & MySpace LayoutsHi, here is a 10 to get you started, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr Pls. Come by, fan me, add me and be my friend. God's BoxesI have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold. He said,"Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold." I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, Both my joys and sorrows I stored, But though the gold became heavier each day, The black was as light as before. With curiosity, I opened the black, I wanted to find out why, And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole, Which my sorrows had fallen out by. I showed the hole to God, and mused,"I wonder where my sorrows could be!" He smiled a gentle smile and said,"My child, they're all here with me.." I asked God, why He gave me the boxes, Why the gold and the black with the hole?"My child, the gold is for you to count your blessings, The black is for you to let go." We should consider all of our friends a blessing.
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