None of that Sissy CrapAre you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy littleSmiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.9. This is my oath....I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!Friendship is likepeeing your pants,everyone can see it,but only you can feel the true warmth.
