I'm 38, I live almost in the dead center of the United States. Well, a little north of dead center. Around the belly button area, I guess. :)


THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY

Name: Ms Evilbad
Age: 36 Current Location: Nearly the middle of the US!
Eye/Hair Color: grn/lt brn
Height: 5'5"
Ethnicity: Caucasion
Sexual Orientation: bi-curious
Size of penis/breast: 36C

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?:

Age: legal
Eye/Hair: Yes, I prefer they have eyes. I could go either way on the hair.
Height: mmm..don't care
Ethnicity: mmm..don't care
Body Type: mmm..don't care
Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?:The outside

EASY QUESTIONS:

What kind of underwear R U Wearing? thong
Have you ever given/received a lap dance? nope
Ever watch a porno? psh, yeah
Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? umm, no
Are you into ass smacking? depends on how bad you've been
Are you a Virgin?: would you believe me if i said yes?
When did you lose it? August 1988 (I was 18)
How was your first time? nothing to write home about
If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? nope
Are you an easy O or hard O? depends on the o!
Ever meet someone off the internet for sex? nope
How many dates does it take to get into your pants? that all depends
Do you like dirty talk? see, this all depends too
Smallest? Grr!!
How do you wear your pubic hair? I don't.
How do you like your partners public hair done? corn rows or dredlocks
What is your favorite birth control? my favorite?
Ever have sex without a condom? duh, i was married
Ever been in a one night stand? yes
If so, how many? one

ALITTLE DEEPER

How many sex partners have you had? I have more fingers than sex partners. nuff said
How many oral sex partners? what?
How many anal? que?
What kind of sex do you prefer? definitely human
Ever have sex with the person of the same sex? no
What is your favorite position? I wear the saddle
Can you usually make your partner cum? Usually??
(girls) On what part of your body do you want guys to cum? preferably the inside
How old is the oldest person ya had sex with? 40 :) (it's not gross, I was 36)
Youngest? my age at the time
How much sex have you had in the past month? you first
week? you haven't gone yet
Day? still waiting on you!
How long can you go without sex before you start going crazy? oh, now you're trying to change the subject!!!
Do you enjoy going down on your partner? sure
(girls) Do you swallow? last I checked..(gulp) yep, still do

NAUGHTY ZONE

Ever have a 3 some? no
What kind? the 'no', i haven't had one kind
How did it happen? *sigh*
Ever been with more than 2 guys/girls at the same time? yes
How many dudes/gals? two guys and a girl
How did it happen? alcohol and porn
Ever have sex with another couple? that's what I'm talking about, genius
Ever been video taped or photo graphed during sex? no
Ever been involved in a double penetration? no
Been tied up? yeah
Ever Paid or taken money for sex? no
Ever have sex in Public? *teehee* ya
If so, where? a few places...it was dark!
What is your sexual fantasy? which one?
Who do you think about when you masturbate? depends
Own any sexy toys, what kind? yes, the sexy kind.