You know you're a Floridian if....Socks are only for bowling...Your winter coat is made of denim...You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites...Anything under 70 degrees is chilly...You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for...You dread love bug season...You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave ....You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average...You get annoyed at the tourists who feed alligators (duh).'Down South' means Key West ...A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level...You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer...You've hosted a hurricane party...You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Withlacoochee and Micanopy...You know where Hog Valley is:You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself...You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years....