50 Year Old
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Female
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From Portland, OR·
Joined on August 17, 2008
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Born on April 11th
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I have a crush on someone!
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What do I know I'm just a punk. If you want to make a new friend... some one to run the streets or woods with I'm down, but if your looking for your future ex-wife....I'll have to take a pass. I'm easy going love the out doors in the summer and tend to hibernate in wet weather, I like to be around energetic people that will goat me into debauchery. I like interesting people with strong views. (big fan of cognitive thinkers)I'm always up for banter. I like the taboo. My humor is dark and pretty sarcastic, but never malicious. You will soon realize that being able to take a conversation straight into the gutter is my special gift to the world. As long as there is someone who is willing to have a good laugh with me I’m content. A good hint... If you start to feel like I've been picking on you ..it's probably cause I like you .
I have been told that I’m really good at making people feel at ease, I'm very good at getting speeding tickets lol,I love to write and photography. I can find something in common with anyone(the good,bad and down right wicked).I am a dork. I laugh at my self and if I can't find anything about you to chuckle about your probably dead(which is slightly humorous).
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
1)For me trust and loyalty is über important in any relationship 2)Im not a mind reader 3)I will not judge, there is always a reason behind behavior or thought pattern.....ALWAYS (like the prophet Bob said, "while you Judge me someone else is judging you") 4)I snore (loud) (like what the F is that Loud )
50 Year Old
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Female
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From Portland, OR·
Joined on August 17, 2008
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Born on April 11th
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I have a crush on someone!
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HolyHanna The early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese