I am low key and easy going but focused and goal driven. Most people say I'm funny, sweet, and really humble. I mean, really really humble. I figure that I am one of the most humble people on earth. Seriously. I'm like in the top 5. I am sarcastic also. I work in a professional field where I get to be serious and, well, professional (its like I'm a walking thesaurus), I have had my share of traumatic experiences in my life, and therefore like to have fun and laugh and not take things too seriously when I can. I am also a big fan of the run-on sentence. I've been called caring and a good listener, I score as an empathetic on the corporate personality tests, I am happy, and blah blah blah. My hobbies are reading both fiction and whatever non-fiction item that catches my eye. I work out every day (it is an addiction) I'm really into hockey (love my Boston Bruins). I'm a underwear and socks model and I have begun doing some free-lance cookbook photography (I've recieved great reviews on my pictures of two cups of flour). My favorite color is clear. My favorite number is zero. My favorite book is the dictionary because once you've read that, you've pretty much read every book ever written past, present, and future.

Here’s what I believe… I believe the children are the future. I also believe that song is terrible, and that Whitney need to stay off the glass pipe. And also stay off men who beat the crap out of her. I believe that 2 wrong sometimes DO make a right; and for the times in which they don’t, well, most likely it will make the first wronged person feel much better. I believe that the whole “two wrongs don’t make a right” saying was started by people who made the first wrong over and over because they didn’t care about what happened to the other person. Then when the other person did something back at them, they didn’t like it so bam, here comes the preachy saying of how it is bad that anyone would get back at them. It’s hard to admit, but I do think that I am God’s gift to women. God wanted me to tell you sorry for such a crappy gift. I believe that if the Sham-Wow is as absorbent as they say, that if the cargo ship bringing them over from Germany ever hits an iceberg, the entire ocean will be absorbed. Ok, I don’t believe that. But how can the Sham-Wow be cleaned in the washer machine? Wouldn’t just one keep absorbing all the water and therefore never let the machine fill up? Ok, I don’t believe that either. I do believe the Sham-Wow guy needs to stay away from prostitutes. I believe that whether the glass is half-full or half-empty is pessimistic or optimistic depends on what is half-filling the glass. For example, if the glass is half-empty with a tasty beverage, this implies that it was once full and that you got to already enjoy half a glass of tasty beverage. And, it also implies (in my little world anyway) that there is more tasty beverage to be had. Half-full, on the other hand, seems to imply that even if you wanted a full glass of tasty beverage, there is only enough to half-fill your glass. The other thing is, it depends on the size of the glass too. And for disgusting beverage, this would all be reversed. Man, now I’m thirsty. Want to get a drink?