"Have you ever tasted a woman until she could believe that she could be satisfied only by consuming the tounge that had devoured her? Have you ever loved a woman so completely that the sound of your voice in her ears would cause her body to shudder and explode in such intense pleasure that only weeping could bring her full release?

Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end." Don Juan DeMarco


"Confidence... a womans sexiest attribute" Me.


I'm an 44 year old, independent, ambitious, intelligent, financially secure, divorced adult male who likes to make others laugh and smile... and scream. I can give coma-inducing massages, (and looking for the same skills), and be romantic, passionate, naughty, playful, ambitious, and spontaneous, or any combination depending on the situation. I like going out to local watering holes, playing golf, and have been known to salsa on occasion. "Rebound relationship" over and long past. I'll state this right off the bat... I screen my potential relationships on four deal makers: confidence, honesty / integrity, her ability to have fun, and how well she treats me. Intelligence, flirty, fit, active, and a positive attitude all help!! Everything else comes second. And just for the record, I come with a satisfaction guarantee; if you're not 100% satisfied with this product, gladly return it for a refund of your boring, typical androgynous American male.


I believe in God, Country, and Corps. I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, face balanced putters, Cuban cigars, single malt scotch, that the novels of Maya Angelou are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing burning the American flag, texting while driving, and anyone other than Ray Charles singing "America the Beautiful". I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.