63 Year Old
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Male
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From
Los Angeles, CA
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Joined on February 4, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 18th
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5 referrals joined!
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I have a
crush on someone and 1 person has a
crush on me!
=+= UPDATE: March - 19 - 2011 - anno domini =+=
<-| - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - Edge City News - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - |->
_=_ A year and a half since my last up-date; I gotta lay off the Heroin ... - *Cut-back, anyway _=_
If you're expecting a major over-haul, you don't know much about me - Maybe you oughtta lay off the Heroin . . .
I need a BIG _______________ - Scratch that - I NEED TIME ! ! ! - Find that in the gift shop . . .
Thank you - Thank you all for the gifts, the rates, the attention - I love it and I'm truly grateful
I'm gonna need a little time to thank you all properly - I like the folks around here;
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ This means YOU !!! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
End of Sermon.
And now: this is gonna get worse before it gets better . . .
_|_ Presenting - My Profile - ]+[ - Now with 25% MORE punctuation marks _|_
* Attention * I am now on _Facebook_ - My messages are
managed by a drunken green mouse; and he is Pissed about something. . .
= Friends, Fans & Shemales may consult me at _ jeffcedrone@yahoo.com _ * Please include your screen name so I do not incinerate you * Please see mouse for an appointment. . . =
+|+ News: I have just become an ASSASSIN = I shall now kill my computer - "Death to the Tyrant" !!!
* Catharsis *
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HAPPY ______ Is a state of mind - What state are you in? = * Why doesn't someone edit this? * +|+ Me? = No, thank you. . .
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Personal: I am, and always have been, 5ft. 10 1/2 inches tall -
My eyes are blue: except when the blood-fever is upon me -
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* Back by popular demand: _Best Status Caption_ contest - Prizes *
-|- Who writes this crap -|- "Me"?! -|-
If you are new here "Welcome"; - (wipe your feet) -
<<< - >>>
[-] ... Rate your brains out ... - Just don't do it here - * Greetings new guests * [-]
: - - - - - - _ Your Ad Here _ - - - - - - :
* Special Citations * Jen4urthoughts, Daysstar22, HotTamale & gs6867 -
- MommaTasha, Caliblonde - They are special to me - show them love
*** Visit my child _tacoman_ - He is catatonic - *Takes after his father, apparently. . .
Play nice, Fu-friends - "If you can't be good, be careful"
- - - - - | Nothing to say - Just someplace to say it | - - - - -
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And now - 'Business as Usual' . . .
"Paranoia" - psych.: a thought process characterized by persecutory beliefs, irrational fear and anxiety in regards to perceived threats to ones safety. . .
- Consider the following sentence: "My PC told me it was not working well - Nine days later my computer said it was no longer broken" ... Is this information credible?
NO - This is NOT an example of paranoia; this is called a 'Persecution Complex'
- Is this a 'Blog'? - No -
*** The Mayans predicted a cataclysmic alteration in the order of the universe = Year: 2012 A.D. - Stay Tuned ***
Has this entry gone on too long? -
(Your Answer Here _______________ )
-> o < NO new 'Blog' - YET > o <-
- (Is this a 'Threat'? = Have a look at my MuMM) -
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- Perfect - "Cut and Print" !!! -
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*** And now back to 'Kartoon Karnival' - already in progress ***
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-|| No: - No, no & no - I h/v N^T l^st my m_nd - I m/y h/v l^st s^m fr_nds /nd my crd_b_l_ty; b`t thn. . .
*Editorial Comment -
Anybody who reads this profile should be out buying magic beans, from a man in a pointy hat. . . ||-
If you've read this before, you should be institutionalized.
-v- New News for Old Viewers: See - "It Speaks" -v-
If you've missed me - *(And how can you when I refuse to leave?)* -
New photos in 'Albums' / check 'Stash' - I'm workin' on it, OKAY?!!!
|-| And Now - Something for the kids. . . Free Balloons !!! |-|
- READ THIS SLOW . . . (I will wait) -
[=] THE LAW - Version 2.0 -
I would rather receive a comment or massage than a 'Ten' -
* Ain't here to score 'Points', folks *
: - - - - - - - - - * _READ_IT_AGAIN_ * - - - - - - - - - :
- Feel free to stop by - leave a remark - And, if you really like my place rate me a 'ONE': find a 'newbie' and drop a 'Ten' on someone fresh - I'd like that.
-|- A Word For All -
If you'll take my advice -(and why wouldn't you?)-
You should ALL say "Thank You"; buy someone on the 'Staff' a drink; they work hard for you = DO IT NOW !!! -|-
If you like my page, my profile, (if you are insane) - And you like my pictures -
- Here's what ya do:
Give me _ A = Comment = _A 'TEN' = or _10 'ONES' . . .
WHY ? :
'Square Box' cannot handle the graphics on some of your profiles - I want very much to visit and thank each and every person who visits my little corner of the universe = THANK YOU ALL = I am delighted by all the attention - If I have not responded or shown proper respect - 'Rate Me'
a -1- I will notice, return and thank you righteously.
Scouts Honor. . .
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- The Mouth:
Is large -
- - - It Speaks softly. . .
-v- New News For Old Viewers -v-
[] Look for new photos in 'Albums' - might find something you like. *Antarctica = Hasn't been funny for
a lo-ooo-oong time. (Don't ask. . . ) []
. . . I Thank you again - - -
Look at THIS MESS ! ! !
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- Third Draft: ('Draft', in a 'bar', get it? - Okay. . . I have again 'Leveled' - I am a lousy 'Fu-gee' - Rate me accordingly. ('Pity Points' gratefully accepted).
*Take my advice kids; don't ever grow up; people expect things from you. . .
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-> Ya Think I could use more symbols, here. . . ? -
Comments welcome - ("You Suck" is considered an
'Opinion' - Don't waste your time) <-
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*** The Mouth Closes ***
[|] I like this site: I like the people on it - * Special thanks to the kind STAFF * -
I would love to 'talk' to more of you.
Enough - go find some friends; I have. . . [|]
- J.
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- (This is what happens when you don't clean your room) -
: = = = = = = = About Me = = = = = = = :
(About time) . . . . .
I am: A bit hysterical - Homeostatic - Your Goombah . . .
- An obsfucator - Older than Gilgamesh - A Re-creator
- Greeting the dawn - Rewriting the rule book
- Fooling no one - Tripping the Light Fantastic
- Smarter than a monkey - Taller than Napoleon
- Sharp as a tack. . .
* Want more? -
I have: A sneaking suspicion - Got your back . . .
- Only so much patience - A 'Wild Talent'
- 25 Chromosomes - Many hats
- A bag of marbles
- A keen eye
* Still not satisfied? -
Go fish . . .
Oh, yeah - and we got _this_ thing. . . . .
63 Year Old
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Male
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From
Los Angeles, CA
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Joined on February 4, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 18th
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5 referrals joined!
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I have a
crush on someone and 1 person has a
crush on me!
Interests
I'm into doin' things 'n' stuff. . .
I like things. . .
- Flying machines - Kitty cats - Mythology. . .
- Artificial Intelligence- Funny words
- Other people's business
- Chaos Theory
- Girls are cool
* Enough? *
I read. . .
- Science Fiction. . .
} Such as: Ian Watson -
- Spy novels. . .
} Such as: Len Deighton -
- Detective novels. . .
} Such as: Lawrence Block
- Historical stories. . .
} Such as:_
I like movies. . .
Good & Bad. . .
} Such as:_
* You must be patient, 'grasshopper'. . .
Music
Will you sing for me. . . ?
I listen to -
- The Residents - Los Lobos - Brian Eno. . .
- Lenny Kravitz - The Blasters
- Elvis Costello - The Jam
Video Games
Does 'PONG' still count. . . ?
Okay, then. . .
- 'Did You Just Hit Me?' - 'ClamDigger' . . .
- 'Black Apostle: Brooklyn Beatdown'
- 'Disco Bloodbath' - 'Snake in the Grass'
- 'Contagion 2: Peanut Allergy'
- 'Rabid Squirrel' - 'Alien Probe'
- 'Ant Madness'