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40 Year Old · Male · Joined on September 29, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 5th
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HOW TO SPOT A WEREWOLF.
(Or "Something under the bed is drooling.")
Have you ever looked around and wondered just who out there could be a werewolf? It's not an easy task, unless they just that happen to be in wolf form! But surely there must be signs to spot a werewolf. Read on...

Clothing:
T-Shirt: The Werewolf will normally wear a T-shirt or sweatshirt depicting a wolf or pawprint. This is also true for any phenotype, and will wear a top that depicts their own phenotype.

Jeans: A Werewolf will normally wear jeans, since normal trousers rarely stand up to clothed romps in the wood. ( Of course, these are optional. )

Footwear: Normally boots or trainers, to aid with said romps. Werewolves will often find it hard to wear high heels, dispite the natural ability to walk digitigrade. Besides, a Werewolf in high heels would look silly!

Jewellery: If a Were is wearing jewellery, it will normally depict their own phenotype. The most common form of this is some form of wolf pendant. Also wolf belt-buckles are commonplace among Weres. However, silver jewellery tends to be distained.

Physical Appearance:
Hair: A Werewolf will normally show some obsession with fur in one form or another. So a Were will tend to have long hair, sometimes tied back to form a "tail". At least half of the known Werewolf population sports some kind of beard or other facial hair. In fact, most will encourage as much hair as possible on their bodies, especially on the legs and arms, even the females. Hair transplant doctors have been traumatised on several occations, when Weres posing as customers asked for hair in a place that wasn't on the head...

Stance: A Were's stance is known to vary, but quite a few are known to prefer to walk on thier toes, digitigrade fashion. This medical condition is even rumoured to be named after the wolf, called Lycopodia / lupopodia, or "Wolf's Foot".

Nails: The fingernails and toenails of certain Weres tend to be longer, to help simulate claws. Unfortunately Weres are just as prone to chewing them as normal humans, so not all Weres will have long nails.

Mental Behaviour:
Yiffles: A Were will tend to use mannerisms associated with their phenotype. So in the case of the Werewolf, they will howl, bark, growl, and yiffle.

Actions: A Were will also carry out physical actions associated with their phenotype. They will eat, stretch, yawn, and bite whenever the time is appropriate. Fortunately, there has only been one known case of a Wereskunk on AHWW

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