" No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everybody Wang Chung tonight." (Out Cold) "Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something exotic." (Stripes) "I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain." (The Waterboy) From the beaches of Central New Jersey. I'm a pretty laid back, go where the day takes me kind of a person. I like to experience many different things (although, my overactive mind may make me whimper about it a little). I'm afraid of heights and clowns...other than that, I'm up for pretty much anything that sounds like it will be interesting. I don't put gel in my hair. I don't have six pack abs. I don't go tanning. I don't wear trendy t-shirts with some kind of lame sexual innuendo or what have you screen printed on them. I've been known to be a little on the sarcastic side. I'm also pretty good at putting myself down. Perhaps too good. I play with my hair when I get tired, and I've been told that I hum in my sleep. I am a hopeless romantic, but I hate the notion of love. I know, the irony is killing me. I'm trying hard to change this feature. I write poetry from time to time. I am full of cheesy jokes, and I'm not afraid to use them. If I can get somebody to smile, then it's worth it. Anything else you might like to know, just ask. "and If you have 5 seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life..."