A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put"Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with"Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says"If you dont mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"She says"Im sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that theres nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
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