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53 Year Old · Male · From East Peoria, IL · Joined on May 13, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 16th · I have a crush on someone!
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53 Year Old · Male · From East Peoria, IL · Joined on May 13, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 16th · I have a crush on someone!
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I'm a hard working middle aged guy that can hang with anyone. I am a genuine nice guy but underestimate me at your own risk....

53 Year Old · Male · From East Peoria, IL · Joined on May 13, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 16th · I have a crush on someone!
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  • Someone ⇒ IllinoisMan
    whatcha up to?

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ IllinoisMan
    I remember you!!!

    12 years ago · Reply
  • QuEEnBIllinoisMan
    yes yes yes

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  • Someone ⇒ IllinoisMan
    Sand and Stone TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; A ND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE ! AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: 'TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE '. THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?' THE FRIEND REPLIED 'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT.' LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN T HE SAND AND TO CA RVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE. THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY TO LOVE THEM, BUT THEN AN ENTIRE LIFE TO FORGET THEM.. SEND THIS TO THE PEOPLE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.. I JUST DID.. IF YOU DON'T SEND IT TO ANYONE, IT MEANS YOU'RE IN A HURRY AND THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR FRIENDS. TAKE THE TIME TO LIVE! DO NOT VALUE THE THINGS YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, BUT VALUE WHO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE ! AND IF I HAPPEN TO GET IT BACK, THEN I KNOW MY PLACE IN YOUR LIFE

    14 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ IllinoisMan
    Hello sweety if u want to chat me this is my yahoo messenger cutie_sheena6969@yahoo.com im online now so hit me up!!see ya there

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