If you threw a 50s pinup, a copy of the National Enquirer, a bottle of Jose Curevo, some tattoo ink, a chocolate cake and a cheesy 80's vampire movie into a blender, you'd get me!

I'm the type of girl you usually don't write home about, just to keep your Momma from worrying.

I'm a southern belle(minus the accent) and with tattoos and piercings. I used to fall asleep to the sound motorcycles coming from my father's shop. I enjoy professional wrestling, and European Literature, American History and the punk/diy movement.

I've drunk soldiers under the table, driven topless down the interstate, taken in stray animals, gotten kicked out of Taco Bell and WalMart, and fell in love.

Anything else you need and or want to know, contact me. I'm an open book.