After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband, Mike, died suddenly.According to his wishes, Debbie had his body cremated and placed the remains in a small urn.Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a full-length mink coat and an eight-carat diamond ring. She went into the living room, removed the urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's ashes into a small dish on the coffee table."Mike, my beloved Mike," she began,"I wish to talk to you. Mike, do you remember, for several years you promised me a mink coat?Well, here itis, Mike. Do you like it?""And, Mike," she continued,"Do you remember, for several years you promised me a diamond ring? Yes?You remember? Here it is, Mike. Do you like it?""Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes into the air,"There's that blow job I was promising you." Get this Graphic on yTagi!
Gimme a Little Head....A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a tiny head about the size of an orange. He asks the bartender what had happened to the man. The bartender says,"Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mermaid.""The mermaid swam up to him and offered him a single wish." Unfortunatly, the man replied"How about a little head?" Get this Graphic on yTagi!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.""Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag,"I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!" CHERRYBREEZE.COM