Once upon a timeA 70 yr. old robbed a bankThanks to the Red Bluff P.D.He and his walker easily escaped.They found many othersNone that looked like himWithout a living brain cellThey didn't know where to begin.Even with his pictureNone they had would matchIt took the Redding P.D. 30 miles awayFor this old man to catch.But if I am drinkingThey catch me without failNever hard to catch someone asleepAnd put them in the jail.So if you're drinking hideAnd hide it oh so wellCause they'll catch you misdermeanoringBut never when you fel--on.