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A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system."As soon as I clock off" he said,"I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the ars off that blonde flight attendant." The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle.A little old lady sitting there whispered,"There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first."