Well frist off, I have a smartass sence of humor, I think let me look here, yea there it is, anyway back to me, lets see I have a smartass sence of humor, I work hard and play lite,cause the way things have been goin 4 me, I dont get out much, just 2 shop or what ever, dont know that many people in indy,it's because of my work, second shift, but sometimes early and late hrs,and the fact is I just dont have anyone to go out with, Anyway nuf said, If u wanta b friends just hit me up and present this coupon for $0.10 off THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/MrsREAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOMFAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin"Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.REAl FRiENDS: cry with youFAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say"I'M HOME!"FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck outFAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore thisREAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there realfriends and hope to get it back!If you were killed today, Im sorry I wouldnt be able to come to your funeral because i'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.. Send this to all the people you care about. First, I want you to know that I love you to death and i think you are amazing.. If I dont get this back I understand... I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.If you recieve at least 7 back then you are AMAZING Thank you for your friendship Love ya