Sometimes I'm a little bit...umm...perverted. The rest of the time I'm asleep.

Gender: hung like a horsefly

Location: in the fantasies of women all over...also N.C.

Occupation: pubic hair stylist for women

Relationship Status: I have blisters on my palm..what do you think?

Interests: women...especially watching them, so if you have a cam handy....wink, wink

Favorite Sayings: there isn't a problem in the world that can't be solved without the proper application of explosives....don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

General Information: I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met..... I have a mind like a steel trap; it's rusty and illegal in 47 states