a woman goes to her dr.complaining that her husband is 300% impotent? the dr. says whats that mean?well she says the first 100% u can imagine but he also burnt his tongue and broke his finger!
fag goes into a deli,asks for a whole salami,the butcher says would u like me to slice that for u sir? the fag says what do i look like a slot machine?
a woman is spending to much time in the card shop shaking her head"no"clerk comes over may i help u ? i dont know said the woman? do you have a card for sorry i laughed at your dick?
man and a woman are having sex in a dark forrest,after a while the man jumps up and says wish i had a flashlight? me too says the woman youve been eating grass for the last 15 min.
trucker goes to ho-house gives madam $500 says give me ur ugliest broad and a boloney sandwich,she says for that u can have best girl and surf/turf? he says nah im not horny just homesick!
how do u separate the men from the boys in france? with a crowbar! what do u get when u cross a rooster with m/m,s a cock that melts in your mouth and not in your hands?
