40 Year Old
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Female
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Owned by Nightcrawler and is worth 100,000,000 fuBucks.
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Joined on December 1, 2006
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Born on June 10th
·1 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
40 Year Old
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Female
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Owned by Nightcrawler and is worth 100,000,000 fuBucks.
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Joined on December 1, 2006
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Born on June 10th
·1 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
40 Year Old
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Female
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Owned by Nightcrawler and is worth 100,000,000 fuBucks.
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Joined on December 1, 2006
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Born on June 10th
·1 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
Happy Hump Day to you, sexy. May your day be, mmmmmmm, pleasurable, but not nearly as pleasurable as I'm thinking it could be!Couples who play together stay together. Take a minute and love My Lady.Master Spivas Lady @ fubar
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, ' I bet any minute now some senior citizen is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior citizen walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked"What are you sellin' here?" One of the men replied sarcastically,"We're selling assholes." Without skipping a beat, the old timer said,"You're doing well. Only two left."
"A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender,"Do you have any popcorn?"The bar tender replies,"No, no popcorn." The very next day, the same duck walks into the same bar with the same bartender and asks,"Do you have any popcorn?" The bartender replies again,"No, no popcorn." The very next day, the same duck walks into the same bar with the same bartender and asks again,"Do you have any popcorn?" The bartender, getting annoyed with this stinking duck, shouts,"No! We have no f**cking popcorn! And if you come back in tomorrow and ask for popcorn again, I'm gonna nail your f**cking beak to the bar!" The very next day, the same duck walks into the same bar with the same bartender and asks,"Do you have any nails?" The bartender, a little confused, answers,"No, I don't have any nails." And the duck says,"Well, in that case...Do you have any popcorn?""
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Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, ' I bet any minute now some senior citizen is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior citizen walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked"What are you sellin' here?" One of the men replied sarcasticall
