I'm so tired of those sissy"friendship" poems that alwayssound good...finally here is a series of promises that actually speak ofour true friendship:1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plotrevenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever ischoking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves,unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about howmuch worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, but then Iwill help you get up.9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end." Why?" you may ask;"because you are my friend".Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you canonly think of 4.Remember.... ... Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth !!!!!!!!
MFS Glitters