i like cold beer, hot women, and blowin shit up! in any order, it's still fun. i'm a smart ass by nature with a warped sense of humor, so there, you have been warned. if you're the sensitive type, pretentious, egotistical, or just can't handle the painful truth, it's best you just move past me and keep looking! i'm me and i always will be, you don't like it, tough shit!!! please, no fake people, cam girls, or mentally unstable types, ok? a special word for the cam girls out there. THERE'S BETTER LOOKIN WOMEN ON THE INTERNET WE CAN SEE FOR FREE!!! so please don't try to get me join your pathetic little site. all that's gonna happen is me cussing you up oneside and down the other. so don't waste our time. now thats outta the way, i'm just lookin for friends. not girlfriends, not gay friends, not even fuck buddies! please forgive my candor, but i have little faith in these sites. you wanna be friends,cool. you don't wanna be friends, thats cool too. now, lets see who's real here and who's not. later all!