36 Year Old
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Female
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From Oklahoma City, OK·
Invited by: S w i s h·
Joined on December 28, 2006
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Born on January 4th
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2 different people have a crush on me!
36 Year Old
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Female
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From Oklahoma City, OK·
Invited by: S w i s h·
Joined on December 28, 2006
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Born on January 4th
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2 different people have a crush on me!
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I am very fun to be around until u piss me off..Then I become turbo BITCH!!!I love to b outside, i like 4 weelers and i love to go muddin.. I also like to fish and just have fun.. I dnt like scandlous gurls.. I hate the drama....Ummm i like to party i just dont party hard (i dont do the drugs and i drink a lil every now and then)if u wanna know anythang eles just ask k love ya kisses bye
36 Year Old
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Female
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From Oklahoma City, OK·
Invited by: S w i s h·
Joined on December 28, 2006
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Born on January 4th
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2 different people have a crush on me!
Music
Almost anythang from coutry to oldies.. I hate tecno and oprea though
Biker BunnyOne day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said,"Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first."The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said,"I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.It was the bear's second turn for a wish."Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said,"I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said,"I wish that the bear was gay."
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at thebar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at acorner table. He Gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks atthe biggest, meanest one in the face and says,"I went by your grandma'shouse today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. Hisbuddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at thedrop of a hat.The drunk leans on the table again and says,"I got it on with yourgrandma and she is good - the best I ever had!"The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad,but the biker still says nothing.The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk bythe shoulders and says"Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"
