Guess its time to put something down here...

First of all, my life is a train wreck, or at least it has been the past few years and I am attempting to pick up the pieces so you may not always find me at my happiest when and if you catch me on here. I am really only interested in making friends on here, someone to talk and joke with and maybe from time to time bend your ear when things are going to sh*t. I return the favor if you need the same (what friends are for right?). I'm really not a negative person, I just come across that way sometimes. I always try to make lemonade out of the lemons life keeps seeming to give me, that is if those damn trucks would stop running over them... no one want tire muck in their lemonade.

I have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor, which is sometime sick and rotten as well. I quote movie, tv, and music lyrics ad nauseum (I'm not really sure what that means but it looks brainy eh?). I'm very bad at talking to people first, unless I get to know you then you will have trouble getting me to shut up sometimes. If I feel like I'm bugging you, I probably won't message you for a while. I'm not really shy, just really jaded about human interaction in general. Oddly enough though, I will always answer you and you need not feel like I am bugging you unless I outright say so.

All this said, my heart is fragile, I am abrasive at times, have been described as too good to be true (not sure where they get this from) and I really hate being left alone. I have a wall around me to get past; if you get past it quickly you will find no better friend, if you don't get by it quickly you probably never will. Enter with caution... but not too much caution.