iI'm laid back, a bit strange with my humor and here is a typical day in my life...

i'm feeling a bit on edge i walk alone up market street. a scally walks over to me and asks for a cigarette, i feel slightly overconfident as there is only one of him and his voice and body language is friendly, i give one to him and a light. he then clocks my headphones and tries to get my ipod off of me, i grab it back and he has a go at me for knocking his cig on the floor tells me that if i don't give him another and my lighter he'll beat the shit out of me and take everything i've got. he gives me three seconds but i dropped my lighter at the beggining of the aggro as i kneecapped myself on a bin. luckilly he looks over his shoulder for a split second (i have no idea why) and i take this as my cue to leg it. i get a cab home and am shaking and running scenarios in my head. i phone chi and he helps me calm down. i talk to my housemates and then write this monstrosity.

ok you can go now LOL