46 Year Old
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Female
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From Trinidad, CO·
Joined on May 15, 2011
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Born on July 21st
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I have a crush on someone!
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I am not here to talk sex,, if you would like to chat about any other thing then feel free to im me.. If you are looking for cyber sex,, keep going down the line to find a gal that is into that..
46 Year Old
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Female
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From Trinidad, CO·
Joined on May 15, 2011
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Born on July 21st
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I have a crush on someone!
Three very macho mice are standing around trying to outdo each other. The first mouse says,"You know those little pellets they put out around the house trying to poison us? I love those things. I eat 'em like candy." The second mouse, not to be outdone says,"Oh yeah? Well, you know those mousetraps they put out to try to catch us? What I do is get on the trap, grab the cheese, and then flip over onto my back, and when the steel bar comes swinging down I grab it and do bench presses with it." The third mouse says,"You guys are really a couple of tough mice, and I'd love to keep hangin' out with you here, but I gotta go fuck the cat."
TOMMY THE PIRATE
