Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey I will make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh THAT! ... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Love: Country, Rock, Oldies, 80's, Instrumental, Cortets, 50's, Play on's


Like: Punk, Pop, R&B, some Rap


Hate: Opera(mind numming), Screamo(soo not music) Hard Core Rap(cant understand what thers sayin)

Love: COMEDY(THE SHIT), Romance Comedys(Awesome) Suspence(oh yeah)


Like: Cartoons, Scary, Mystery


Hate: most Documentaries, Saw(all of them suckk)

Top 20:

1.JOHNNY DEPP 11.CARL EDWARDS
2.MARK HARMON 12.ROBERT PATTINSON
3.MICHAEL WEATHERLY 13.GERARD BUTLER
4.ADAM SANDLER 14.RANDY ORTON
5.CHANNING TATUM 15.JOHN CENA
6.BRAD PITT 16.JOSH TURNER
7.NICOLAS CAGE 17.LINDA LAEL MILLER
8.JENSEN ACKLES 18.BRADLY COOPER
9.IAN SOMERHALDER 19.MATT BOMER
10.CREG FERGUSON 20.HUGH LAURIE
AND A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN THAT